Jump to the truth. And I

hmm

Tue, 21 Oct 2008 22:25:10 GMT

Younger clients always have Myspaces.

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 21:46:47 GMT

Sun, 29 Jun 2008 20:36:47 GMT

weird 2 seconds I just experienced...

closed my mouth and it tasted like I had a mouthful of pot and thought 'dildos'

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 00:10:19 GMT

I like to move it, move it.

Sun, 25 May 2008 16:42:36 GMT

pissin' the night away...

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:10:21 GMT

It isn't so much that Ms. Amelia Bedelia takes everything literally as her vocabulary is poor.

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:21:47 GMT

I WANT SAUSAGE.

I will survive in my Mach 5, in my Mach 5, I will surviiiiive, yeah yeah yeah

Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:23:58 GMT

I hereby dedicate this post... to my car.

because I love my car as well as Jim Beam. who knew.

PICTURES. I doubt very seriously any of you are going to click on the lj-cut to look at the pictures, but this is now here for my personal pleasure. I was going to post this while I was drunk last night but decided to wait until today.

Oh there are more, so many more....

I saw this thing on the internet annnndddd...

Thu, 06 Mar 2008 04:09:57 GMT

I decided to build my own.

USPS does indeed ship you boxes (loooots of boxes) and stickers for free, shipping included. SO.

We built a bar.

Good day to you all.

KILL.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 20:01:35 GMT

Killed:

'93 Eagle Talon, 4-banger turbo on US 378 (Athens) en route to Downtown Athens.

He blew a head gasket and smoked like hell.

All shall worship.

and allison's in galvaston, somehow lost her sanity...

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 22:11:29 GMT

hello boys and girls.

life is good.

felt you should know :]

I've got a bitchin' Camaro

Thu, 17 Jan 2008 00:01:19 GMT

it's snowing steadily here in georgia.

can you say HOLY SHIT IT'S COLD?

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:00:09 GMT

oh, and for those of you I have on myspace: I can't delete the old one but I did delete most of it. so the new one is

http://www.myspace.com/chupomucho

instead of stfu_fuck.

I hate opening my page and seeing Greenwood, SC still there because my sister still doesn't know.

it's been such a loooonnnngggg tiiiimmmeee

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:56:53 GMT

34 HOURS OF BEING AWAKE--YOU'D THINK I'D BE READY TO PASS OUT BY NOW.

I told you that was some killer coffee, Christina.

Eileen I'll hum this tune forever

Sat, 10 Nov 2007 05:42:14 GMT

I was lucky enough to wake up to this today

but this made up for it

I love my pumpkin feathers =]

There's also this guy I know--he's a writer who hangs out in bars. I have a thing for older guys (though he's younger than Pablo! check me out, goin' for 26 year olds) who have some sense of self-loathing, but if he isn't just lovely.

I think I want to go to Chicago for my next adventure. If it turns out well, I might have a new place to live.

I love my job. And the people I work with. April, the dishwashin' woman, is great. Aryn, the crazy lesbian cook, is awesome. Wasn't sure about her at first but no, she's very cool. Everybody there is cool. My boss, despite his depression and health issues and anger, is at his best when somebody cracks a joke and he cracks a smile.

I fucking love cock rock. I love life. I dig the hell out of aforementioned writer friend.

Mon, 22 Oct 2007 22:14:15 GMT

CHRISTINA.
YOU. TUESDAY NIGHT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
IF NOTHING, WE ARE DOING BLUE BIRD, GODDAMNIT.
IF IT MEANS I HAVE TO DRAG YOU FROM YOUR DORM.
and don't think I won't. >: |

...

Thu, 18 Oct 2007 14:12:42 GMT

If all of you (American) nimrods vote for Clinton/Obama, I'm going to disown you. Seriously. I could go on a political rant right this very second, but I'm not going to because you're pretty much all a bunch of liberal crackheads -_-;

Fri, 05 Oct 2007 02:33:03 GMT

and religion always seems like such a cop out to me.

Sat, 29 Sep 2007 19:17:51 GMT

I HATE BLEEDING. IT IS GROSS AND MAKES ME DEPRESSED AND BLOATED. ARGH.

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 22:16:00 GMT

all dressed up and nowhere to go

Sun, 23 Sep 2007 02:59:12 GMT

I HATE YOU, VEGAN-FRIENDLY JUNK FOOD. GAR.

and again!

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 15:16:19 GMT

So I've made yet another rash decision.

Aside from dropping school, I basically told my mom to go fuck herself (and that I hoped Shannon's baby came out as retarded as she is), and my next lines of action are:

-Get mom off of my checking account with Wachovia
-Find job in Athens; move back to Athens
-Take my CD out early :\ There's a penalty for that, but I'm cashing out 60 days before I should, so it won't be as godawful as it could be. Oh no, it could be much worse.

AND THEN, with said monies, I'm going to pay all of my damned bills, pay off my car, and then hit Palmetto and decide whether or not I need to keep that account open after the car is paid off. There aren't Palmetto Banks in Athens, nope nope... just upstate SC. Yep yep.

OKI DOKE. I'm outta here.

EDITO!

-Coke Zero = love.
-Alltel = no love. BUT I will no longer be murdered for roaming or text charges. And when the hell did our rates go up to .15 per text, eh? They were .10 for the longest time. BAH.
-Wachovia = "If you're going to take her off of the account, she has to sign. [Pause] In front of one of our notaries." Aw, hell. The penalty on the CD was only $300, and I've made well over that in interest, so that wasn't too awful.
-I have 100% ownership rights to my car :D
-Chris and I are going to talk about renting things in Athens tonight. On AIM. And if we don't, I kill him. He dies.
-I want my dog :[
-I hate my mommy.
-I <3 my Lindsey.
-Again, Coke Zero = love. Caffeine = hehehehehe.

GOOD DAYS.

In this world that keeps on draggin' me down

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 19:06:55 GMT

I hate going to the office when Lindsey isn't there.

BUT I did get a good laugh / stabbing sensation when I saw that it takes both of them to check somebody out AND they have to have everything double-checked and they don't know exactly what everything on the chart means... Oh yes, it makes me happy to see that they SUCK.

But that's just me :]

Black coffee to drink!

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 01:07:01 GMT

Ahhh, what isn't there to say?

My dog is home with me for the night :] She had a bath today and she's gonna have this thing taken off of her leg tomorrow. Yay for having a vet for a mom.

I finally brought up to Mom that I had no idea how much I was supposed to be paying myself (after the getting fired thing she said, “I'm still going to pay you to do this that, that, and that” but she never gave me a number. So I brought it up at dinner because I need gas and have zero money right now. I was thinking around $125, $150 tops, but she said, “Eh, does $200 sound okay?” Uh, yeah, that sounds AWESOME. So my money stress is, for the most part, gone. Which in turn means my stress levels in general are down around 50%. Ahh, to be me: the stress ball.

I skipped class again. I think it's official that I'm just not going back. The only money loss is going to be in the books, and I can get around half of that back. I didn't want to be there—anywhere--in the first place... Fucking school. I'm well aware of the fact that if I want to get anywhere in life, I need it, but jesus... Maybe I'll go back. I don't know yet. And I don't mean Thursday, I mean in a year or two. Or ten. I have zero desire. And ever since this whole not having a job for the first time since I was 13 came up, I never realized how much I haven't done BECAUSE of the constant job/school/stress scenario. Maybe I'm just making up excuses to make myself feel better, but for once I don't feel like a failure.

And I have pink in my hair, so I even look more like myself ^_^

And due to these good feelings, some of the best I've personally had lately, I'm gonna clean the shit out of my apartment, get all of the trash out, even make the bed. Then my puppy needs to go on a diet O_o I just looked at her and she looks more like a fat lab than a normal pit... and she has the pit body. They're usually leaner... Yep.

That is all!

I almost feel bad for finding this funny...

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 22:50:31 GMT